Thursday, February 26, 2009

Top Ten Hate List

10. Kevin Garnett, pro basketball loser, picks fights with tough guys like Robert Swift (the Meekus of the NBA) I hate him because he is a huge jerk when he plays basketball and he picked a fight with 10 guys once.

9. Intervention, the worst show ever to be put on television, nobody wants to see intellectually weak people complain about their addictions to coke and food and crap.

8. Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife, put your chest away.....

7. The Unshowering, I think a basic requirement to being in a social environment in America is basic cleansing of your exterior.......scrub your epidermis please...

6. The Imposers, I can't stand it when people try and get me to like things I don't like, for instance putting peanut butter on pancakes, I'll never do it.

5. Not to single people out, so if you don't want to be singled out then don't read this, but I hate it when band supremacists try to justify why band should be a sport, okay then we'll take your class time away, deal?

4. I hate hypochondriacs, a pill cannot fix the weight problem you have, you'll just have to run or work out like the rest of society.

3. Jitterbug commercials, Jitterbug! doo doo doo doodoo doo, STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP....

2. People who can recite just the chorus to a song and sing it over and over and over, for example YMCA, and I Touch Myself.

1. Animal abusers, the most immoral people on the Earth, it's time to crack down on our poilicies.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I totally agree with that Animal abusers that totally immoral people..

Travis Niemeyer said...

Steven Jackson Pass to Davi..... *sigh* Kevin Garnett for three! We did it Mah I made it to the big leagues. Go kill yourself.

tabithak said...

Animal abusers, Jitterbug commercials, The Unshowering, and Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife are very good things to hate.
anyone who purposely hurts an animal should die, jitterbug is soooo annoying, dirty people... you smell... bathe, dog's wife... shes kinda cool but yeah her chest is waaaay to big. hahaha.