Perfect day

I'd wake up with the song the WB frog sings all the time. I open my eyes to see myself in the mirror on my ceiling that appeared out of nowhere. I'd get up to go down stairs with the smell of langanisa cooking on the stove. I would sit down and eat very much, and enjoy every bite. Then, my butler Arnold Schwarzenegger would help me with brushing my teeth, combing my hair, clipping my toe nails, and all of those other fun stuff. I would dress in my favorite black plaid shorts and a black southpole shirt. Then, i would go to my broken elavator where Chuck Norris is standing, and he would open the door with his Super Saiyan powers and take me to the roof himself. With the sun shining brightly, Arnold would take me downtown to meet my friends in his chopper. From there, we would just walk all over Portland. Lunch time has come. We eat at only the best restraunt; my house. We get there with a buffet ready for eating. Broccili with nacho cheese, macaroni and cheese, hashbrowns, eggs, popcorn chicken, etc. The best part would be at the end of the buffet, with a stack of bacon in the shape of a guitar.(that would be freaking sweet) It's almost time for my concert at the Rose Garden. My friends just hang back stage while me and the band starts warming up. It's pretty awesome since we are playing with "System of a down". After the performance, it's about midnight. I get a call from pepsi, confirming my personal supply of "Pepsi Blue" But it's been a long day, so it's time to go to bed. As i lay down, i need a lullaby, so I have Betty White read me a story. She finishes the story but i'm still awake. So she sings "The Final Countdown" and i slowly drift off to dreamland.